Slopmail-Love letters to the Pastor
From: erik lavergne <getobily@yahoo.com>
Subject: happyland seeds
What the world needs is for the brothers and sisters to plant
happyland seeds Slopadels rejoice! the nomad is bad bad to the bone but he'll lead the
Slopadels to the almighty throne! the throne of Happyland! Slopadels rejoice! Can I get a
Hallelujah?!
Amen!
Erik Lavergne
P.C. Andy said poems are "so old fashion" but we still dig them.
P.S. Check out the group Trading Brains. Pastor approved
3/28/01
Hate Mail from Hell
From a distant neighbor: YOU SUCK!!
P.C. Something horrible has happened. Some lunatic is running around sending hate mail to me and signing your name to it.
Questions to the Pastor
Slopadell: Why do you paint your face? Are you really ugly?
P.C. : To remind us not to judge a person based on skin color and never judge a book by the cover (not even the bible). UGLY??? on the inside we're all funny looking, outside, beauty is in eye of the beheaded.
On you horribly over melofied (stick that in your sloppy dictionary) version of the Bob Dylan's classic Knocking On Heavens door (web bonus song), I hate the way you leave the last note unresolved, Why didn't you finish that last note at the end of the chorus???
P.C. I will sing that note when the door opens. By the way I believe melofied, should include 2 L's.
I love rap and Hip-hop. I thought you site was cool so I downloaded the whole album. I am disappointed to find not one drop of hip hop or rap??? whaz-up wit that?
P.C. is there not enough of that kind of thing already? We are putting a new twist on an old thing, but hang in there, were expecting to do a rap version of the Book of Revelation starting in the summer....2021
Keep the letters comming