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Id like to be a cool as Jack Nicholson He always has the perfect thing to say
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And just like Olli North we will defend him good guy or a bad guy hes OK
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But Im just another clown out in the audience sitting there wishing he was me
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I guess its time I should stop pretending but I took the train to the land of make believe and now
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I am Jack Nicholson oh I am Jack Nicholson It may be hard to see But youre anyone you want
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to be so I believe I am Jack Nicholson
VERSE 2
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Did you ever see a movie called The Shinning Poor Jack became a crazy killer husband
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My wife hides every night I watch it I go screaming to my baby Heres Johnny
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I am Jack Nicholson oh I am Jack Nicholson It may be hard to see But youre anyone you want
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to be so I believe I am Jack Nicholson
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Jack is the man hes got the plan hes got it all rapped up in LA
He drives a cool car hes got the girls all watching him
He gets the best seats at all the playoff Laker games baby talk about Jack
man I want to be like him yea yea
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I am Jack Nicholson oh I am Jack Nicholson
VERSE 3
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If the world is a stage we are the players and Jack is watching us on his TV
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Comes a time the best receive the Oscar I say someday you will find hes really me
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because I am oh I am I am mmmm Jack Nicholson
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I am Jack Nicholson oh I am Jack Nicholson but It may be hard to see